Atheists preach fiction with zeal

 

The American Atheist national convention promised, once things settled down from the pandemic, to again hold an annual convention in April 2023, this time right here in Phoenix. It was timed to compete with Easter. Tickets were $249 for adults but a mere $49 for students. They really want to make it easy for the kids, don't they? I assume someone showed up, but I can find no reports on Google of anyone actually doing so. 

It was promised to be a... who are we kidding? Atheists don't promise anything. Who needs promises! Surely they don't want promises. By definition they believe there is absolutely nothing beyond this moment right here. 

 

If Atheists are right and their is no god, How did we get here?

Several years ago,  their keynote speaker was activist atheist Richard Dawkins. Here's evidence of what an advanced thinker he is:

An atheist's take on the Ten Commandments

 

Penn Jillette, devout atheist and half of the magic duo Penn and Teller, said he was challenged by talk show host/religious zealot Glenn Beck to come up with an atheist’s Ten Commandments.

If I had to choose Penn or Glenn for my entertainment Penn would win hands down. However, I find myself forced to disagree with Penn’s take on the Ten Commandments. Here they are:

1. “The highest ideals are human intelligence, creativity and love. Respect these above all.”

The Bible says God is love (1 John 4:8); it further tells us that human wisdom begins with fearing God (Psalms 111:10), and that man was made in God’s image (Genesis 9:6). Penn, being an atheist, would have to believe that man evolved in the image of an ape, wouldn’t he? Did man inherit his ideals of intelligence, creativity and love from apes? If not then where, Mr. Jillette, do you think these ideals came from?

2. “Do not put things or even ideas above other human beings. (Let's scream at each other about Kindle versus iPad, solar versus nuclear, Republican versus Libertarian, Garth Brooks versus Sun Ra — but when your house is on fire, I'll be there to help.)”

The qualities described here are Bible-based, not evolution-based. I would have expected an atheist’s Ten Commandments to be entirely self-centered, since evolution is based on such principles as Survival of the Fittest, Might makes Right, and protect your gene pool.

 

If Penn believes, as it appears he does, in love of neighbor and respect for the rights of others, he was taught that respect by a God-fearing person.

3. “Say what you mean, even when talking to yourself. (What used to be an oath to God is now quite simply respecting yourself.)”

So, if he ever took the witness stand, he'd raise his right hand and say, 'I swear to tell the truth because I respect myself'?

 

This, unfortunately, sounds very similar to his 9th (which see, below.) Come to think of it, this, and the rest of “his” Commandments, sound suspiciously like the originals:

4. “Put aside some time to rest and think. (If you're religious, that might be the Sabbath; if you're a Vegas magician, that'll be the day with the lowest grosses.)”

5. “Be there for your family. Love your parents, your partner, and your children. (Love is deeper than honor, and parents matter, but so do spouse and children.)”

6. “Respect and protect all human life. (Many believe that "Thou shalt not kill" only refers to people in the same tribe. I say it's all human life.)”

7. “Keep your promises. (If you can't be sexually exclusive to your spouse, don't make that deal.)” – (How is this any different from “You must not commit adultery”?

8. “Don't steal. (This includes magic tricks and jokes — you know who you are!)”

9. “Don't lie. (You know, unless you're doing magic tricks and it's part of your job. Does that make it OK for politicians, too?)”

10. “Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.”

As I was reading these, I couldn’t help thinking of an old joke:

 

A scientist tells God, “We don’t need you anymore! We can create human life ourselves!” God says, “Really? I made man from the dust, can you do that?” The scientist says “Sure!” and stoops to pick up a handful of dust. “Wait,” says God. “Get your own dust.”

 

Mr. Jillette, get your own Commandments.

 

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Bill K. Underwood is the author of several books, all available at Amazon.com. You can help support this site by purchasing a book.